JJ Hood

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After having been born and raised on Catholicism, neuroticism, and Filipino food, JJ recently moved from the cultural confines of... Read full bio

Jan 042013
“Excuse Me Can You Fuck Me Like This Please?”

My day job consists of me writing for an instructional porn company for men. Yeah, I know. Of the numerous emails we get from men asking how to be the man that all women want and all men envy, we get a few from the women who have discovered their men buying instructional sex videos. […]

Sex With an Ex

 Posted by on December 12, 2012
Dec 122012
Sex With an Ex

“I know for a FACT that, if I actually wanted to or TRIED, I could fuck ANY ONE of my ex-girlfriends!” My other male co-workers nodded in unison at The Cartoonist’s affirmative statement. “Bullshit,” I replied. I demanded that there was no way in hell any guy I’d already been with could just magically get […]

Life-Saving Lewdness

 Posted by on November 24, 2012
Nov 242012
Life-Saving Lewdness

You’ve probably all heard that there’s nothing to fear but fear itself.  If you’re anything like me, you probably always wondered what the fuck that even meant and why everybody always said it to you when you were scared of something (I personally told all said people to fuck off and fear my wrath if […]

The Cuddling Culprit

 Posted by on October 20, 2012
Oct 202012
The Cuddling Culprit

“I don’t get it!  What did I do wrong?!” My sister’s words still ring in my ears as I type this. We’ve all done it at least once in our lives.  Maybe women more so than men, maybe some more so than others…but it happens.   No, it’s never pretty once we’re finally out of it […]